“We're clearly soldiers in petticoats, and dauntless crusaders for women's a-votes! Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.”
Glynis Johns - Mrs. Banks

“- Eddie Fisher: How the hell did I wind up singing on a bus to the moon?
- Alphacruiser Steward: Must have been all them women, Mr. Fisher.”
Eddie Fisher - Eddie Fisher
Avon Long - Alphacruiser Steward

“- J.B. Armstrong: Sorry, I didn't know you were a woman.
- Tugboat Annie: I've been a woman for a long time. But, I'm still the best tugboat man on the coast - and that's putting it mild.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie

“Remember, my child, that the woman is the root and the man is the tree. The tree grows only as high as the root is strong.”

Walter Huston - Ling Tan

“Uggamus iggamas, man is polygamist. Uggamus oggamas, woman monogamist.”
Sir Michael Caine - Max Gale