“- Mary Fiore: That's your specialty? Instant macaroni and cheese.
- Massimo: Sì, it is a low-budget wonder. Already today, I've eaten three boxes.”
Jennifer Lopez - Mary Fiore
Justin Chambers - Massimo

“- Sissy: Well, I just thought we'd go to McDonald's.
- Bud: Dammit, McDonald's again?”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“- Bernice: What you want for dinner?
- Odell: You mean, what do I want, or what do I want that you can cook?
- Bernice: Well, in that case, where are you taking me?
- Odell: Yeah, what do you want to have?
- Bernice: You mean, what do I want, or what do I want that you can afford?”
Renn Woods - Bernice
Steve James - Odell

“The day there's a meteorite heading toward the earth and we have thirty days to live, I am going to spend it eating butter. Here's my final words on the subject: you can never have too much, butter.”
Amy Adams - Julie Powell

“If you're going to be the cook on this ship, Mr. Silver, I am definitely going to need bigger pants.”
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat