“- Chris: What about music?
- Dr. Ashley: Music... Okay... Suzanne Vega, The Cure, anything from the '80's.”

Michael Vartan - Chris
Dana Delany - Dr. Ashley

“- Stuart Stratland Jr.: Does he have to kill himself? Couldn't he just leavetown at the end?
- Marvin Landisman: The whole point of the film is that he's destroyed by society. No, he can't just leavetown.”

Jace Alexander - Stuart Stratland Jr.
Robert Wuhl - Marvin Landisman

If only my life could be more like the movies. I want an angel to swoop down to me like he does to Jimmy Stewart in "It's a Wonderful Life" and talk me out of suicide.
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“- Other Elf: [coming out of a tree] Who wants a cookie?
- Lead Spark: [evil face] We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days [brightening up] I'd love a cookie.
- Other Elf: Nothing tastes better than a cookie baked in a tree!”
Mike Nawrocki - Other Elf
Joe Spadaford - Lead Spark

“- April O'Neil: So, what do you guys like on your pizza?
- Michaelangelo: Oh, just the regular stuff: flies, stink bugs... It was a joke.”
Judith Hoag - April O'Neil
Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo