“- Marie Alweather: Paulie is helping me learn some new words.
- Warren Alweather: Birds don't teach.”

Hallie Eisenberg - Marie Alweather
Matt Craven - Warren Alweather

- John Connor: No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative" or some shit like that. You say "no problemo". And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me". And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby".
- The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.
Edward Furlong - John Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator

“- Derek Zoolander: Or are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?
- Matilda: A what?
- Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals.
[Matilda looks at Derek confused]
- Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?”
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Christine Taylor - Matilda Jeffries

“- Reporter: Would you like to give us a word or two?
- Kitty Baxter: I'll give you three: go to hell.”
Sean Wayne Doyle - Reporter
Lucy Liu - Kitty Baxter

- Jonathan Mardukas: I asked you if you were hurt and you said "yeah, I'm hurt".
- Jack Walsh: That's because you made me say it. Startin' to put words in my mouth.
- Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words.
- Jack Walsh: You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: shut the fuck up.
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh