“- Jordan: Bet I can still spook you.
- Brian: No way [she whispers in his ear].
- Brian: Twins? Twins?
- Brian: Twins! Drinks are on the house!
- Uncle Pat: No! No!
- Brian: The bar is open!”

Elisabeth Shue - Jordan
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?”
James Stewart - George Bailey

“If I have been feeling worried or sad during the day, I have a habit of recalling scenes from childhood to calm me. So it was this evening.”
Victor Sjöström - Dr. Eberhard Isak Borg

“- Martha Strabel Van Cleve: Why did you ever come into my life?
- Henry Van Cleve: To make you happy. To hold you in my arms forever.”
Gene Tierney - Martha Strabel Van Cleve
Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“Happy wife, happy life!”
Rob Corddry - Mac