“- Coach Gordon Bombay: Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?
- Lester Averman: You know, I knew we forgot something.”
Emilio Estevez - Coach Gordon Bombay
Matt Doherty - Lester Averman

“- Ordell Robbie: You know you smoke too much of that shit, that shit gonna rob you of your own ambition.
- Melanie Ralston: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV...”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Bridget Fonda - Melanie Ralston

“- Det. Sgt. Lestrade: I despise your arrogance.
- Sherlock Holmes: And I despise your laziness.”
Roger Ashton-Griffiths - Det. Sgt. Lestrade
Nicholas Rowe - Sherlock Holmes

“- Mrs. Connelly: You guys don't work, you don't go to school, you don't do anything. All you do is lay around and drive your cars and eat us out of house and home. You know how that makes me feel?
- Donny Semenec: Mad.”
Elizabeth Dimon - Mrs. Connelly
Michael Pitt - Donny Semenec

“- Jeannie Miller: You have a choice. You can do nothing; you can hide under the bed...
- Katey Miller: Or you can work through the knots.”

Sela Ward - Jeannie Miller
Romola Garai - Katey Miller