“- Johnny Dangerously: Whatcha cookin' here ma?
- Ma Kelly: Beer.
- Johnny Dangerously: With noodles! Great idea!”

Michael Keaton - Johnny Dangerously
Maureen Stapleton - Ma Kelly

- Lucky Jordan: Don't you know that you shouldn't be drinking at your age?
- Annie ("Ma"): I'd like to be drinking at your age, but time passes.
Alan Ladd - Lucky Jordan
Mabel Paige - Annie ("Ma")

“The wine will always whisper into your mouth with complete, unabashed honesty every time you take a sip.”
Albert Finney - Uncle Henry

“- Pearl Madison: You'll have to forgive Mr. Madison today, he's moving kinda slow. His head's hurting like it's the end of the world.
- Guillermo: You been drinking that cheap ass burgundy, ain't you?”
Don Cheadle - Pearl Madison
Michael Peña - Guillermo

“Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?”

George C. Scott - Roger Swanson