“You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on. And now I, Cooper Harris, will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright... which is a series of erotic and sexually challenging adventures.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris

“- Colleen Van Deusen: Has everyone checked in?
- Charles McCulloch: No. Jim Miller and Suzi Donaldson never showed up, and I'm more than a little concerned.
- Colleen Van Deusen: Well, don't be. They probably decided to explore each other rather than New York.”
Barbara Bingham - Colleen Van Deusen
Peter Mark Richman - Charles McCulloch

“In Europe, we respect the institution of marriage.”
Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu

“They told me European women had funny ways.”

Shane West - Tom Sawyer

“- Cole Younger: Sadie was a beautiful woman, Sadie was not a man!
- Jesse James: She had a mustache, a nice mustache.
- Frank James: I think she had more than a mustache!
- Cole Younger: Well, she was European.”
Scott Caan - Cole Younger
Colin Farrell - Jesse James
Gabriel Macht - Frank James