Scott Caan quotes
“- Sean Dawkins: Look, I know we just got all this religion, but I got a serious question I need to ask you and I need a seriousanswer, swear to god?
- Gordie Boggs: Swear to god.
- Sean Dawkins: How many times did you fart in that van?
- Gordie Boggs: Wasn't me man, swear to god.
- Sean Dawkins: Me either, swear to god.
- Gordie Boggs: Oh my...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Jimmy King: I just gave him a little flick!
- Sean Dawkins: Well, he's your friend, right? And you can't turn your back on a friend!... Right?”
“- Tweeter: Hey you wanna see the new Tweeter end zone dance?
- Tweeter: You know what it's called?
- Mox: What?
- Tweeter: The new tweeter end zone dance.”
“- Reuben Tishkoff: Frank come on let me in.
- Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door?
- Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.”
“Just because he reads all them books and he knows all them big words don't make him smart!”
“- Cole Younger: Ma'am, do me a favor, turn around and cover your eyes.
- Woman: Why?
- Cole Younger: Cuz I'm gonna shoot this man and I don't think you wanna see it.”
“- Cole Younger: Bob, get me some bandages.
- Jesse James: And some whiskey. I think this time we'll make an exception.”
“- Sean Dawkins: Hey, Uncle Billy lost his right nut in 'nam.
- Gordie Boggs: Well kick him in his left nut when you see him. These seats bite!
- Sean Dawkins: If you only have one left, is it still your left nut?”
“- Tweeter: Will you listen to me? Women are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
- Mox: What?
- Tweeter: Listen. You give 'em Percocet, two Vicoden and a couple of beers, and the panties fall off. This is nice. It's very nice.
- Mox: It's nice?
- Tweeter: It's nice.
- Mox: Tweeter, you think you'll enjoy prison?
- Tweeter: [not...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Cole Younger: Sadie was a beautiful woman, Sadie was not a man!
- Jesse James: She had a mustache, a nice mustache.
- Frank James: I think she had more than a mustache!
- Cole Younger: Well, she was European.”
“Winners make the rules and losers live by them.”
“I'm gonna go to jail!”
“- Sean Dawkins: How's my hair look? Finesse?
- Gordie Boggs: Bro, you're driving a truck full of ass juice. I wouldn't worry about your hair.”
- Cole Younger: Why the hell aren't we the "Younger-James" gang? I mean we got three Younger brothers and two James brothers.
- Bob Younger: The "Younger-James" gang is confusing. Say we burst into a bank and we go, "We're the Younger-James gang!". People are gonna be thinkin', "The younger James gang? Is there an older James gang? How come we... (continue)(continue reading)
- Freb: What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?
- Tumbler: "ROBIN-1".
- Kip Raines: Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?
- Memphis Raines: Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins.