“- The Cat: Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger, or S-L-O-W for short.
- Sally: S-L-O-W?
- The Cat: Yeah, S.L.O.W. It's better than the last thing we had: Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.”

Mike Myers - The Cat
Dakota Fanning - Sally

“- Calogero (Age 17): Calogero.
- Sonny: That's a long name. Don't you have a nickname?
- Calogero (Age 17): No.
- Sonny: What do your friends call you?
- Calogero (Age 17): Calogero.
- Sonny: That makes sense.”
Francis Capra - Calogero (Age 9)
Chazz Palminteri - Sonny

“Sixpack, if you call me Becky one more time I'm going to pop your tops, all six of them.”
Peter Weller - Steven Beck

“- Kelly: What kind of names are Ozone and Turbo?
- Turbo: The kind of names that only a few people are allowed to call us by.”
Lucinda Dickey - Kelly
Michael Chambers - Turbo

- Jake - voice: My name is Zunar J 5 Slash 9 Doric 4 7.
- Frank: Uh, Z-Zunar...
- Jake - voice: Let's just stick with "Jake", okay?
Ronnie Schell - Jake - voice
Ken Berry - Frank