“- Marion Fitzwater: What are you doing?
- Robin McAllister: Surfin' the net.
- Marion Fitzwater: The what?
- Robin McAllister: The internet. Us nerds can access information from all over the world. Inside information if you know what you're doing.”
Sarah Chalke - Marion Fitzwater
Devon Sawa - Robin McAllister

“Join the IMF. See the world, on a monitor, in a closet.”

Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn

“- Vladislav: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
- Viago: What are you bidding on?
- Vladislav: I am bidding on a table.”
Jemaine Clement - Vladislav
Taika Waititi - Viago

“- Stu: Anything you want to find you type it in.
- Viago: I lost a really nice silk scarf in about 1912.
- Deacon: Yes, now Google it.”

Stu Rutherford - Stu
Taika Waititi - Viago
Jonny Brugh - Deacon

“- Punk Rocker: Okay, I'm with The Ain't Rights from Washington, DC. You guys are hard to find. Why no social media presence?
- Pat: Music is shared live. It's time and aggression. You gotta be there.”
Cody Burns - Punk Rocker
Anton Yelchin - Pat