“- Zoë Bell: I'll be your best friend!
- Kim: I don't need me no best friend who lives on the other side of planet Earth.”
Zoë Bell - Herself
Tracie Thoms - Kim

“You know it's not easy being your friend.”
Jason Statham - Lee Christmas

“- Alan: We can't be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.
- Mr. Chow: Yeah, but that's the point! It's funny!”
Zach Galifianakis - Alan
Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow

“- Nick Chapman: I want you to be my friend again.
- Emmet Sumner: Nick, I was always your friend.
- Nick Chapman: No, I know. I, I mean, I wanna be your friend again.”
Kevin Bacon - Nick Chapman
Michael McKean - Emmet Sumner

“Many years ago, I had a friend, a dear friend. I turned him in to save his life, but he was killed. But he wanted it that way. It was a great friendship.”
Robert De Niro - Noodles