“You know, guys, I never expected to die like this. I thought I'd meet a nice girl, settle down, and then she'd eat my head.”
Seth Rogen - Mantis

“- Mitch: I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
- Beanie: Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch
Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“- Reepicheep: We were expecting someone taller!
- Trumpkin: You're one to talk.
- Reepicheep: Is that supposed to be irony?”
Eddie Izzard - Reepicheep
Peter Dinklage - Trumpkin

“- Meta Carson: I was expecting you.
- Jeff Bailey: Well... I wasn't expecting you.
- Meta Carson: Should I take that as a compliment?”
Rhonda Fleming - Meta Carson
Robert Mitchum - Jeff Bailey

“We came here to meet girls and dance, and we can't meet girls until we dance!”
Steve Zahn - Lenny Haise