“- J.T.: We're in for, uh... What do you call deer murder?
- Jeff Andrews: Bambicide.
- J.T.: Right. Bambicide, right. And conspiracy to deprive a furry woodland creature of its civil rights.”
Adam LeFevre - J.T.
Mark Arnott - Jeff

“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Can't keep me here, chief.
- Chief Jerry Karlin: Maybe I'm not going to keep you in here. Maybe I'm going to blow your brains out.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Well, now, I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights.”

Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Joe Don Baker - Chief Jerry Karlin

“I have no respect for pacifism. It's a morally bankrupt belief. Pacifists believe that they have the right not to kill, but others always die in defence of that right.”
Roy Scheider - Don Falcone

“The word democracy has no meaning. Duty has gone. Only rights remain.”
Fiona Shaw

“- Kevin Graham: When are you gonna kill him?
- Will Graham: I'm not. It's only my job to find him.”

David Seaman - Kevin Graham
William Petersen - Will Graham