“That's a pretty stupid thing to do during Flu season!”

Macaulay Culkin - Miles Russell

“- Anthony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation: which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?
- Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?”
Anthony Robbins - Himself
Jack Black - Hal

“Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.”
Robert Stack - Captain Rex Kramer

“- Ponyboy Curtis: I'm freezing, man.
- Dallas Winston: Why didn't you bring a coat, stupid?
- Ponyboy Curtis: I forgot.”
C. Thomas Howell - Ponyboy Curtis
Matt Dillon - Dallas Winston

“- Peter La Fleur: White, you're a lot dumber than I thought.
- White Goodman: Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought that I was once.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Ben Stiller - White Goodman