“- Mrs. Tingle: Don't tease us, Mr. Berry. When you shoot, make it count.
- Brian Berry: It wasn't... I mean... I didn't think that...
- Mrs. Tingle: No, because that would require a cerebrum, and a few other missing parts.”

Helen Mirren - Mrs. Tingle
John Patrick White - Brian Berry

“Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at 'Barnes & Nobles'. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.”
Amanda Seyfried - Karen Smith

“Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.”
Miranda Edwards - Michigan Girl

“Oh, God, Kenny. I'm sorry, but get off my fucking windshield!”

Courteney Cox - Gale Weathers

“- Babe Bennett: Oh, Deeds... oh, I am so sorry.
[breaks into tears and runs away]
- Longfellow Deeds: No, don't be... I mean, that was my first kiss too.”

Winona Ryder - Babe Bennett
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds