“- Tom Ludlow: You married, Diskant?
- Detective Paul Diskant: Engaged. And I'd like to see her again.”

Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow
Chris Evans - Detective Paul Diskant

“- Riley: Make sure she doesn't hurt herself.
- Slack: I can take care of myself, ok?
- Riley: Make sure she doesn't hurt anyone else.”
Simon Baker - Riley
Asia Argento - Slack

“- Henry Desalvo: We have a die-hard situation developing in the kitchen.
- Leonard Ferroni: What's happening?
- Henry Desalvo: Well, either he's going to whack 'em with a rolling pin or bake him a cake.”
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo
Jack Kehler - Leonard Ferroni

“- Jinx Johnson: Sorry I left you in an explosive situation. You're a big boy. I figured you could handle it yourself.
- James Bond: No wonder your relationships don't last.
- Jinx Johnson: I'm a girl that just doesn't like to get tied down.”
Halle Berry - Jinx Johnson
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“It's nice to see that you've all bonded through this disaster.”
Ty Burrell - Steve