“- Fiona: I am very, very, very, very upset about this.
- Brianna: You don't look upset.
- Fiona: Oh, it's the Botox. I can't show emotion for another hour and a half.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Fiona
Madeline Zima - Brianna

“- Celine Naville: What's wrong?
- Robert Lewis: What's wrong, you crazy bitch, is I thought you were going to shoot me! That's what's wrong!”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville
Ewan McGregor - Robert Lewis

“- Ferdy Meisel: I'm sorry if I made you angry, Linda.
- Linda Stanton: It's not you, Ferdy. I'm just not used to be chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.”
Tony O'Dell - Ferdy Meisel
Karrie Emerson - Linda Stanton

“- Supreme Chancellor Palpatine: Are you going to kill me?
- Anakin Skywalker: I would certainly like to!
- Supreme Chancellor Palpatine: I know you would. I can feel your anger. It give you focus... makes you stronger.”
Ian McDiarmid - Supreme Chancellor Palpatine
Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker

“I'm gonna kill that kid!”

Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants