“You're sayin' the FBI's gonna pay me to learn to surf?”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah

“- Happy Gilmore: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
- Shooter McGavin: Well, I'd like to see you try.
- Happy Gilmore: [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] Let's do it, then!
- Shooter McGavin: I meant on a golf course!”
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin

“- Ty Webb: I don't play golf, for money, against people.
- Al Czervik: What are you, religious or something?
- Ty Webb: You might say that.”
Chevy Chase - Ty Webb
Rodney Dangerfield - Al Czervik

“- Walter Hagen: Tell me Bobby why do you play this game?
- Bobby Jones: I play because I love it.
- Walter Hagen: Well I play for the money. I have to win. That is why every time we face each other I will always beat you.”
Jeremy Northam - Walter Hagen
Jim Caviezel - Bobby Jones

“- Mr. Crisp: Teach them how to play... soccer.
- Father Maurice: We don’t have the balls for that.”
James Coburn - Mr. Crisp
Barnard Hughes - Father Maurice