“- Adrian: Why do you wanna fight?
- Rocky: Because I can't sing or dance.”
Talia Shire - Adrian
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“I want you to get swept away out there. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish

“I'm your worst nightmare: a song-and-dance man raised on a military base.”
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon

“Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will.”
Joan Cusack - Cyn

“- Gonzo: Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor, I'm looking for a frog who can sing and dance!
- The Honorable Edward I. Koch: If he can balance the budget, I'll hire him!”
Dave Goelz - Gonzo
Ed Koch - The Honorable Edward I. Koch