“- Dr. Walter Rist: I thought that you were musically inclined. Do you ever sing? You know or play any instrument?
- Angelo: Fuckin' guitar.
- Dr. Walter Rist: Is that a, a special kind of guitar?
- Angelo: No, it's regular.”
Patrick Collins - Dr. Walter Rist
Héctor Elizondo - Angelo

“- Mailika: Folks either move past the things that happen to them, or they stop moving at all. But you're young. You can do anything, except sing.
- Shep: I can sing a little bit.
- Mailika: Not even a little bit.”
Tonya Pinkins - Mailika
Leon - Shep

“She can sing, or she can scream. But she still pissed me off.”

Don Francks - Mok

“Kermit was right! You're a phony. You're a phony! Yes, you are! And you know what, you can't even sing! Your voice was dubbed!”

Frank Oz - Miss Piggy

“- Sally Jackson: I've always dreamed of being a big hit singer.
- Dorian Montier: Oh, can you sing?
- Sally Jackson: No, that's why they call them dreams.”
Drew Barrymore - Sally Jackson
Luke Wilson - Dorian Montier