“- Frenchy Cabazon: I'm badder than the baddest sailor!
- O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: Sailor!
- Frenchy Cabazon: I make love to women to 10 feet tall.”
Robert Muratore - Frenchy Cabazon
Edward Henwood - O.D. Loutzenheiser

“- Beth: Your sister would kill us if she knew we did it in her bed.
- Tim Strode: Hey, it was your idea.
- Beth: I am bad, aren't I?
- Tim Strode: Only when you wear crotchless panties and bark like a dog.”
Mariah O'Brien - Beth
Keith Bogart - Tim Strode

“It's only a matter of time... get in bed with the devil... sooner or later you have to fuck!”
Christian Clemenson - Pismo Boll

“Who turns you into a vain, cheap, worldly fool? Linton does. You'll never love him, but you'll let yourself be loved because it pleases your stupid, greedy vanity.”

Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff

“Father had just one reason for ever starting this unfortunate enterprise: vanity.”

Mary Field - Miss Totten