“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“- George Peatty: Tell me something, will you, Sherry. Just tell me one thing. Why did you ever marry me, anyway?
- Sherry Peatty: Oh, George, when a man has to ask his wife that; well, he just hadn't better, that's all.”
Marie Windsor - Sherry Peatty
Elisha Cook Jr. - George Peatty

“- Jeff Dunham: Do you believe in reincarnation?
- Walter: Hell, I don't know.
- Jeff Dunham: Well, if it happens, who would you come back as and what would you do?
- Walter: I would come back as my wife and leave me the hell alone!”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Walter

“Hiding from my wife, hiding from my manly obligation, our love nest had become a stud farm.”
Kevin Bacon - Jake Briggs

“- Seth Lord: What most wives fail to realize is that their husband's philandering has nothing whatever to do with them.
- Tracy Lord: Then what has it to do with?
- Seth Lord: A reluctance to go grow old.”
John Halliday - Seth Lord
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord