“Love is waiting for you behind a friendly face.”
Demi Moore - Marina Lemke

“You have five smiles Pete. One when you think someone is an idiot. One when you think someone's really an idiot. One when you're getting all dressed up. One when you're singing to Barry White. And one when you're looking at me.”
Kate Bosworth - Rosalee Futch

“You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.”
John Travolta - Michael

“- Maggie: You can't love anything!
- Buddy Evans: I love you... five minutesago when I smiled, it was the first time I had since you left.”
Beverly D'Angelo - Maggie
Burt Reynolds - Buddy Evans

“- Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
- Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
- Brian Fantana: Damn it.”

Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy