“What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?”

Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“Django and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers. And they are our guests, Stephen. And you, you old, decrepit bastard, are to show them every hospitality.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Calvin Candie

“- Rafe Covington: Sheriff, you're sittin' in my rocking chair.
- Sheriff Walter Moncrief: I thought that's what it was for.
- Rafe Covington: It's for people I invite to sit in it.
- Joe Gill: Walter, you ain't invited.”
Tom Selleck - Rafe Covington
Barry Corbin - Sheriff Walter Moncrief
Wilford Brimley - Joe Gill

“- Evelyn: Who invited them?
- Stephen Price: I don't know, it wasn't me and you say it wasn't you. Who then, Evelyn? Ghosts?”
Famke Janssen - Evelyn
Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price

“- Jody: Would you like a Pelegrino?
- Chris Macauley: Is that beer?
- Jody: No, it's bottled mineral water.
- Chris Macauley: Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Those are really good.
- Jody: You're really sweet. I'll get you a juice.”
Joan Cusack - Jody
Chris O'Donnell - Chris Macauley