“- Pharmacist: Don't you tell me how to run my business, you're a fucking bum!
- Homeless Man: Well, you don't tell me how to run my life! You're a fucking prick! I'll talk to whoever I want to! You don't own this fucking sidewalk!
- Pharmacist: You wanna know something? I do own this fuckin' sidewalk. You wanna know why? 'Cause I pay fuckin' taxes!”
Reggie Bannister - Pharmacist
George "Buck" Flower - Homeless Man

“- Richard 'Dick' Brewer: We've got a warrant for you, old man.
- Buckshot Roberts: I ain't got no business with that warrant no more, pecker head son of a bitch.”
Charlie Sheen - Richard 'Dick' Brewer
Brian Keith - Buckshot Roberts

“I don't know what it takes! I'm new in the fuck you business.”
Brad Pitt - Jerry Welbach

“We're in the business of winning.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Coach Gary Gaines

“It says here the retail industry does 50% of its business between December 1st and December 25th. That's half a year's business in one month's time. It seems to me, an intelligent country would legislate a second such gift giving holiday. Create, say, a Christmas 2, late May, early June, to further stimulate growth.”
Danny Trejo - Jumpy