“The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.”

Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“- Sgt. Ernie Savage: Beautiful morning, Sergeant!
- Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley: What are you a fucking weatherman now?”
Ryan Hurst - Sgt. Ernie Savage
Sam Elliott - Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley

“- Avi's Colleague: London?
- Cousin Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... London.”
Eric Meyers - Avi's Colleague
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi

“- Maida: It says here that the water planet has so much moisture on its surface that it continuously creates cycles of clouds and falling rain.
- Killjoy: Sure. You know what that means. That means that we will both be able to take hot wet baths together.”
Anjelica Huston - Maida
John Matuszak - Killjoy

“- Paul Atreides: Is it true, that the sand can blow at seven hundred kilometers per hour?
- Dr. Wellington Yueh: It can render flesh to dust in minutes. And these dry winds can generate tremendous static electricity in the atmosphere.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Paul Atreides
Dean Stockwell - Doctor Wellington Yueh