“- Dalia: Zohan! He has a bomb... and puppies!
- Zohan: No!
- James: Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone' go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!”
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“You Don't Mess With The Zohan” Quotes 8 quotes
“- Gail: Well Australia, it must be really nice there since they got rid of the apartheid.
- Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much cooler.”
“- Michael: Well, tonight's our night for the Community Nightwatch.
- Zohan: The Communism tight crotch? What?”
“You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular vein, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this. [the kid bursts into a flood of...” (continue) (continue reading)
“- Nasi: People don't like us.
- Oori: Come it's not easy for us. People don't like us too.
- Hamdi: Why?
- Oori: Because they think we're you.”
“You've caught so many terrorists, it's an art. You're like Rembrandt with a grenade.”