“- Charlie Mackenzie: Marry me.
- Harriet Michaels: No.
- Charlie Mackenzie: Please?”
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels

“In our country we can marry who we want. I decided on John Kennedy Jr., and while he's in denial, I'll travel.”
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller

“If you want to go to intensive couples counselling all by yourself, I'll see you when you get back.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Arnold

“- Alec Howe: Isn't she wonderful?
- Taliostra: What's so wonderful about her? Take away her eyes, her nose, her lips, and what have you got? A blank expression.”

Gene Kelly - Alec Howe
Zero Mostel - Taliostra

“- Jay: Did you ever flashy-thing me?
- Kay: No.
- Jay: I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me?
- Kay: No.”

Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay