- Norma Cassady: You're kidding? You really are... queer?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: We prefer "gay".
- Norma Cassady: But... you're so... attractive. I just think it's a terrible waste.
Lesley Ann Warren - Norma Cassady
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

There's something about her. I don't know. Those lips. You know lips are suppose to be the perfect reflection of a woman's anatomy. Not that I'm a lesbian... Well. Maybe I am. No, definitely not. I told my mother I was just for shock value. She said "fine. As long as you don't smoke".

Sara Gilbert - Sylvie Cooper

“Turn gay, attract women.”
James Le Gros - Jack

“- Carl: Here. Put this on.
- Ken: What is this?
- Carl: Lip gloss. Makes you look hot.”
Paul Jabara - Carl
John Friedrich - Ken

“He's a sexy guy. He's sexy. He's sexually active in his community...”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Sandy Lyle