“- Boner: Roofies are bull. I take them before every date, and I never get laid.
- Slab: Maybe you aren't taking enough.”
Danny Strong - Boner
Simon Rex - Slab

“Abandonment is a death, for all of us.”
Harvey Keitel - Eddie Israel

“The only thing I remember is leaving, which is my fondest memory of you.”
Jessica Biel - Charissa Sosa

“Nobody tells me nothing.”

Bill Bailey - Sergeant Turner

“- Corny Collins: And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda. Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda?
- Brenda: Just nine months.”
James Marsden - Corny Collins
Cassie Silva - Brenda