“- Fiona: I am very, very, very, very upset about this.
- Brianna: You don't look upset.
- Fiona: Oh, it's the Botox. I can't show emotion for another hour and a half.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Fiona
Madeline Zima - Brianna

“Way to go, Paula! Way to go!”

Lisa Blount - Lynette Pomeroy

“Stu, you just gave that man $10 to walk away and saved his life. You have human emotions after all.”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller

“It's hard to tell how many emotions were real and how many were manufactured just to get the other person to bring over more pot.”
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy

“- Grigori Rasputin: You'll always fail because your soul is dead.
- Dr. Botkin: I have performed many autopsies in my time, but I've never located a soul.
- Grigori Rasputin: How many memories or emotions have you found?”
Alan Rickman - Grigori Rasputin
David Warner - Dr. Botkin