“- Fiona: I am very, very, very, very upset about this.
- Brianna: You don't look upset.
- Fiona: Oh, it's the Botox. I can't show emotion for another hour and a half.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Fiona
Madeline Zima - Brianna

- "Red" Baxter: I don't like your faces.
- S. Quentin Quale: I suppose you think we like them.
Robert Barrat - "Red" Baxter
Groucho Marx - S. Quentin Quale

“- J. Horatio Boggs: I never forget a face.
- Dan Clark: In this case forget mine.”

Hobart Cavanaugh - J. Horatio Boggs
George O'Brien - Dan Clark

“- Tugboat Annie: All we want to know is the name that goes with that silly looking face of yours.
- J.B. Armstrong: My name is Armstrong. Joseph B. Armstrong.”
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie
Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong

“- Michael Shayne: Is my face changed?
- Catherine Wolff: You do look sort of funny.
- Michael Shayne: There's no change then.”

Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne
Marjorie Weaver - Catherine Wolff