“I'm not kind, I'm vicious. It's the secret of my charm.”
Clifton Webb - Waldo Lydecker

“- Danny Muldoon: I suppose you're proud of yourself.
- Rose Muldoon: Just telling it like it is.
- Danny Muldoon: That's been your excuse for the last 67 years.
- Rose Muldoon: My excuse?
- Danny Muldoon: Your excuse for hurting people whenever the hell you feel like it!”
John Candy - Danny Muldoon
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon

“I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain.”
Clint Howard - Paco

“- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Oh, I had a job waitin' tables once. S' on a riverboat. I wasn't no older than Newt, there, but I hadda give it up.
- Newt Dobbs: How come?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Well I was, too young and pretty and the whores wouldn't let me alone.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae
Ricky Schroder - Newt Dobbs

“Bond. Jane Bond.”
Rupert Everett - George Downes