“I like to help people. I am like Mother Theresa... but of bonin'.”
Tim meadows - Leon Phelps

“Hey I don't need your help lady. I can do it myself.
[gives himself oral sex]”
David Cross - Dwight

“- Stacy: This is a miracle! For once it's all up to him. No tubes, no jellies, no furtive trips to the bathroom... I can just sit back and let it happen. I don't have to do anything.
- Nick: I'm not too good with these things. Can you give me a hand putting it on?”

Lea Thompson - Stacy
Stephen Shellen - Nick

“- The Dude: Just stay away from my fucking lady friend.
- Da Fino: Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.
- The Dude: She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!”
Jeff Bridges - The Dude
Jon Polito - Da Fino

“I admit I wasn't much of a husband, but you can always count on me, Hildy.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns