“I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.”

Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis

“Rise up in the cafeteria and stab them with your plastic forks.”
Christian Slater - Mark Hunter

Remeber that friend in High School, who wanted to make bongs out of everything? Making bongs out of apples and oranges and shit. One day you find your friend goin' "Hey look, man, I made a bong out of my head! Put the pot in this ear and suck it out of this one, go on take a hit".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- C.W. Moss: I spent a year in reformatory!
- Bonnie Parker: Oh! A man with a record!”
Michael J. Pollard - C.W. Moss
Faye Dunaway - Bonnie Parker

“Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine.”
Johnny Depp - George Jung