“I am reaching the point where I would kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails.”
Ellen Barkin - Annette Atkins

“- Romy White: Heather, um, has anyone ever told you that smoking can kill you?
- Heather Mooney: No. No one. Thank you.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Janeane Garofalo - Heather Mooney

“- Leo Katzman: Second-hand smoke kills, you know.
- Nicole Horner: Not reliably.”

Allen Garfield - Leo Katzman
Sharon Stone - Nicole Horner

“- Hatfield: A gentleman doesn't smoke in the presence of a lady.
- Dr. Josiah Boone: Three weeks ago I took a bullet out of a man who was shot by a gentleman. The bullet was in his back!”
John Carradine - Hatfield
Thomas Mitchell - Dr. Josiah Boone

“Those cigarettes aren't going to kill you, brother. I am.”
Charlie Sheen - Artie Mitchell