“This isn't a dress. This is a sequined sensation.”
Jason Isaacs - Chaz Watley

“A lady always knows when to leave.”
Cicely Tyson - Sipsey

“Oh my god… it's Capitol Barbie.”
J Barton - Timothy McGinn

“I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with a guy who noticed a crease in my pants.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

“- Fiona: The lawn's looking a little brown.
- Sam: You know we're supposed to be conserving water! We're in the middle of a drought!
- Fiona: Droughts are for poor people, you think J-Lo has a brown lawn? People who use extra water have extra class.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Fiona
Hilary Duff - Sam