“Free papers.
[laughs loudly and irritatingly and rolls a joint with the page]”

Marlon Wayans - Shorty

“When I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke.”
Seth Rogen - Cal

“- Uncle Elroy: I bet you smoke a lil' weed, don't ya?
- Craig Jones: Why do say that?
- Uncle Elroy: [looks at him] Cause your lip's turnin' black!”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“- Jake: Why did you do this to me?
- Alonzo: Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.”

Ethan Hawke - Jake
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“I suppose having to do without drugs, she has to do something. Do you think we could get her to start smoking?”
Simon Callow - Simon Asquith