“- Kid: Santa?
- Jack Skellington: Merry Christmas! And what is your name?
- Kid: Uh... uh...
- Jack Skellington: That's all right. I have a present for you, anyway. There ya go, sonny! Ho ho ho! Heeheehee!
[slips out the chimney]
- Mother: And what did Santa bring you, honey?
[kid shows parents his present: a shrunken head; parents scream]”
Danny Elfman - Jack Skellington

“Christmas Eve is the scariest damn night of the year!”
Will Hare - Grandpa

“- Willy Wonka: They're laying overtime right now, for Easter.
- Mike Teevee: But Easter's over!
- Willy Wonka: Ssshhh! They don't know that. I'm trying to get ahead for next year.”

Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka
Paris Themmen - Mike Teevee

“- Agnes Smith: Rose, what did you get me for Christmas?
- Rose Smith: You'll find out tomorrow.
- Agnes Smith: I hope it's a hunting knife!”
Joan Carroll - Agnes Smith
Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith

“Christmas isn't about complaining over what we don't have. We should be thankful for what we do have.”
Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz