“- Mitchell Garabedian: I'm Armenian. How many Armenians do you know in Boston?
- Mike Rezendes: Steve Kurkjian, works at the Globe...
- Mitchell Garabedian: Oh. That's two. You should get a prize or something.”
Stanley Tucci - Mitchell Garabedian
Mark Ruffalo - Mike Rezendes

“- Pat Candy: Jane Bodine.
- Jane: Pat.
- Pat Candy: So, what you're doing here? I thought you retired, or gave up or something.
- Jane: What happened to your hair?
- Pat Candy: So you still got a great sense of humor.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Pat Candy
Sandra Bullock - Jane

“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
Cole Sprouse - Jughead Jones

“- Ripley: Do we have the capacity to make fire? Most humans have enjoyed that privilege since the stone age.
- Aaron: No need to be sarcastic.”
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley
Ralph Brown - Aaron

“- Ben: What is that?
- Augie: It's a bomb.
- Carter: What are you, the Taliban?”

Tye Sheridan - Ben Goudy
Joey Morgan - Augie Foster
Logan Miller - Carter Grant