“Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”

Jason Patric - Michael

“I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker about his poop fetish!”
Dieter Laser - Bill Boss

“- Timon: That worked like a dream.
- Pumbaa: It did?
- Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?”

Nathan Lane - Timon
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa

“- Moly: You guys are top-flight security, best in the whole wide world. You have to defend this whole place with your own lives.
- Day-Day: And I'd die for this shit too. ”
Maz Jobrani - Moly
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“Douche-bags are hygienic products; I take that as a compliment. Thank you.”
Gabriel Millman - Keith - Caped Boy