“- Maya Dolittle: Sometimes I don't think he likes me very much.
- Archer Dolittle: Honey, he loves you.
- Maya Dolittle: I know he loves me, but I don't think he likes me and I want him to. I'm gonna try to do things his way, grandpa, and stop doing these stupid experiments.”
Kyla Pratt - Maya Dolittle
Ossie Davis - Archer Dolittle

“- Ron: You don't like me, do you? Now, I can respect that. There's not many women that I can't make like me. Why don't you like me?
- Michael Dorsey: I don't like the way you treat Julie. I don't like the way you patronize her. I don't like the way you deceive her. I don't like the way you lie to her.”
Dabney Coleman - Ron
Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

“This is the land of milk and honey for the health racket. Every woman in California thinks she's either too fat or too thin or too something.”

Henry Hull - "Doc" Banton

“I was everything they wanted me to be. I was never more beautiful. Never more powerful. And then I turned 40 and they threw me away.”
Sharon Stone - Laurel Hedare

“Sharon, don't you understand what's going on? The world's a disaster. We have no power to make it better. You hate your job; you hate your life; but you want to feel special. Instead of letting me do that, you're rushing off to something that's not even there.”
David Duchovny - Randy