“I have a slogan that should be blazoned on every newspaper in this country: America for the Americans! The government must not interfere with business! Reduce taxes! Our national debt is something shocking. Over one billion dollars a year! What this country needs is a businessman for president!”
Berton Churchill - Henry Gatewood
“- Joey Naylor: Dad, why is the American government the best government? - Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeals system.”
Adam Brody - Joey Naylor
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor
What makes America the best government? The passion that doesn't exist anywhere else in the world. Sure you call it "capitalism", "free market", "celebration of tariff breakdowns". I have another word for it: love.
Cameron Bright - Joey Naylor
“- Judy Witwicky: I think that if there really was some kind of alien infestation the Government would be the first to tell us. - Ron Witwicky: This is America. - Judy Witwicky: That's how we know we're in a free country. There's no secrets.”
Julie White - Judy Witwicky
Kevin Dunn - Ron Witwicky
“- Foreman Marv Loach: United States Government? That must mean something big is happening here. - Kent Mansley: No, Marv. Big things happen in big places, and the sooner I file my report, the sooner I can get back to them.”
James Gammon - Foreman Marv Loach
Christopher McDonald - Kent Mansley
“- Skip: Man, one thing I can't figure out. People be out of work everywhere and the government just be throwing money away! - Kirby: That's Uncle Sam for you, son. Money to burn.”
Chris Tucker - Skip
Keith David - Kirby
