“- Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
- Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.”
Marcus Chong - Tank
Keanu Reeves - Neo

“Fond as I am of you, I really don't think you're the right man for me. You're, um... you're much too independent. And I... I need someone who needs me desperately, or at least needs my money desperately.”
Eleanor Parker - The Baroness

“- Brian Hope: Wherever there's a deep human need there's money to be made.
- Charlie McManus: You think so?
- Brian Hope: Of course, look at Kentucky Fried Chicken.”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“- Patty: What do you want?
- Elaine: I want you to get this lousy bank to lend me some money, or at least extend my MasterCharge limit. Oh, Patty, You've got to help me! I'm broke, flat busted broke. The house and car payments are due on Monday, I needmoney.
- Patty: You know how banks operate. They only lendmoney to people who don't need it.”
Susan Tolsky - Patty
Jane Curtin - Elaine

“Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.”
Alan Arkin - Bill