“- Laura Garrety: Are you calling me from jail?
- Kyle Fisher: Not yet...”
Cameron Diaz - Laura Garrety
Jon Favreau - Kyle Fisher

“That is a device to summon food.”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“I hope he likes spaghetti, they serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons!”
Noel Pierce Coward - Mr. Bridger

“- Brian O'Connor: Man, when did you start eating so much?
- Roman: I was in jail, breh. I know how shitty the grub is on the inside. With the way things are shaping up out here right now, it'll be a matter of time before I'm back in there, or dead. So I'm trying to eat all I can, while I can. Plus, the doctor tell me I got a high metabolism.”
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner
Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce

“In prison, dinner was always a big thing. We had a pasta course and then we had a meat or fish. Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt, and he had this wonderful system for doing the garlic. He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin that he used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil. It was a very good system.”
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill