“- Charlie Stewart: My parents say my future is right on the horizon.
- Connie Baker: Tell them the horizon is an imaginary line that recedes as you approach it.”
Ebon Moss-Bachrach - Charlie Stewart
Ginnifer Goodwin - Connie Baker

“- Artur Nebe: What do you want, Globus?
- Odilo 'Globus' Globocnik: I want to... broaden your horizons.”
Peter Vaughan - Nebe
John Shrapnel - General Globus

“But I don't need the class schedule. I only come to this country to be object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.”
Cerina Vincent - Areola

“- Peter La Fleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.
- Kate Veatch: Well I guess that makes sense, in a really sad way.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Christine Taylor - Kate Veatch

“- Richard Parker: Now all of this could be yours, Lar, if you set your goals and work hard.
- Larry Wilson: My old man worked hard. All they did was give him more work.”

Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson