“- Heather Mooney: I just figured she'd be married to Sandy by now.
- Romy White: Sandy Frink?
- Heather Mooney: Yes, Sandy Frink! He could barely contain his erection every time she walked by! Why do you think he always carried around that huge notebook?”
Janeane Garofalo - Heather Mooney
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties'. Ruth Libby.”
Angelina Jolie - Kate

“No means no. Don't you guys get that? What is it, you stop understanding English when you get a hard-on?”
Rose McGowan - Debbie Strand

“That man is so horny that not even the crack of dawn is safe.”
Annie Potts - Darla

“Men who keep books are never very happy.”
William Powell - Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.