“- Frank Detorre: I feel a little fluey.
- Bob: You know what they say; starve a cold, drown the flu. Your body needs fluids now, lots of 'em.
- Frank Detorre: Is beer fluid?”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre
Chris Elliott - Bob

“- Fuzzy: Is your father dead?
- Dr. Wilbur Larch: Cirrhosis. It's a disease of the liver.
- Fuzzy: What, a liver killed him?
- Dr. Wilbur Larch: No, alcohol killed him. He drank himself to death.”
Erik Per Sullivan - Fuzzy
Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch

“- Danny Noonan: I had a couple of burgers and some Cokes for lunch.
- Pat Noonan: How many Cokes?
- Danny Noonan: Four or five.
- Pat Noonan: What are you, a diabetic?
- Danny Noonan: I don't know!”
Michael O'Keefe - Danny Noonan
Ron Frank - Pat Noonan

“When you love someone, from Roosevelt to me, you go deaf, dumb and blind.”
Robert Redford - Hubbell

“- Kayley: Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you?... Oh. Oh, I didn't realize you were...
- Garrett: What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?
- Kayley: Blind.
- Garrett: ...You know, I always forget that one.”
Jessalyn Gilsig - Kayley
Cary Elwes - Garrett