“- Humphrey Williams: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices? Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
- Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir?
- Humphrey Williams: What's wrong with a kiss, boy?”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Humphrey Williams
Eric Idle - Watson

“Michael was the most sexually experienced of us, which means he had kissed a girl on more than two occasions.”
Jason Patric - Shakes

“They kissed. She nearly passed out from the rapture of the moment... but Swift, familiar with this reaction from past encounters, gathered her in his arms as her body went limp, and carried her into his bedroom.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“- Matthew Hollis: Kiss you? I ought to spank you!
- Jennifer Lyons: Oh, please, and bite me too.”
Sir Michael Caine - Matthew Hollis
Michelle Johnson - Jennifer Lyons

“- Charlene Morton: Pretend I'm your wife. Talk dirty to me.
- Peter Sanderson: Um, okay... I wanna kiss you a lot!”
Queen Latifah - Charlene Morton
Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson