“- Ollie Trinke: Come on, Dad. Don't you wanna live alone again?
- Bart Trinke: Not as much as I don't wanna die alone.”
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke
George Carlin - Bart Trinke

“By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama.”
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“I suppose we all have to grow old someday. I just don't think you got to look bad in the process.”
Jessica Lange - Carly Marshall

“- Anthony: How's it going?
- Frank: How's it going?
- Anthony: Yeah, how do you feel?
- Frank: Well, my parents are dead. My wife is in an institution. My son has disappeared out west somewhere. I feel old and I feel swindled, that's how I feel.”
Keith Diamond - Anthony
George Martin - Frank

“- Bill Ray: Well, how does it feel to turn eighty?
- Norman Thayer Jr.: Twice as bad as it did turning forty.”
Dabney Coleman - Bill Ray
Henry Fonda - Norman Thayer Jr.